Title: Logical
Author: ealanta, me.
Pairing: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte
Rating: I'll say R?
Summary: Being with Ryan Lochte isn't a logical thing.
Word Count: 2002
Disclaimer: if you found this by googling yourself or a friend do yourself a favor and click the back button. as far as i know this never happened.
A/N: no beta. all mistakes are mine.
all 4 titles taken from 'Taxi Driver Wisdom' by Risa Mickenberg


( Michael should have known back then that Ryan wasn't good for him. )

Title: An End Has A Start
Author: ealanta, me.
Pairing: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte
Rating: I'll say R
Summary: Sometimes, Ryan wishes Beijing had never happened.
Word Count: 3,079
Disclaimer: if you found this by googling yourself or a friend do yourself a favor and click the back button. as far as i know this never happened.
A/N: Sorry this is too long. i didn't know where to cut it off

CH. II
New York

( Ryan Lochte hates waking up early )

Title: An End Has A Start
Author: ealanta, me.
Pairing: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte
Rating: I'll say R
Summary: Sometimes, Ryan wishes Beijing had never happened.
Word Count: 1,889
Disclaimer: if you found this by googling yourself or a friend do yourself a favor and click the back button. as far as i know this never happened.

CH. I
Chicago

( Michael is supposed to arrive first, he always arrives first. )

Title: This Is Not a Love Story
Author: me
Pairing: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte
Rating: PG-13 but R for language and themes?
Warnings: some profanity and mention of sexual acts but no porn, sorry.
Summary: The first time Michael hears that Ryan was dating Caroline he kinda felt bad for her.
Disclaimer: if you found this by googling yourself or a friend do yourself a favor and click the back button. as far as i know this never happened.
Author Notes: ughh... there is like no plot at all... and the ending kinda sucks... and the characters are badly portrayed... hahahahahaha but it's been sitting on my computer for like a month and i finished it today finally....
it ended up being way longer than i thought... 2312 words is a lot for me.. when this started out as a 500 thinggie....



( Ryan keeps telling Michael he needs to like, loosen up and drink a shot of tequila with him )

Title:  falling asleep
Author: me
Pairing: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: some profanity
Summary: Ryan keeps loosing things in Beijing.
Author Notes: no idea where this came from, considering i am not a michael phelps fan at all/ haven't written anything in yearssss!
Disclaimer: as far as i know this never happened. it's all lies lies lies.

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I got this list somewhere a very long time ago. seeing as how i am determined to get back to writing i found it and i am posting as inspiration.





hopefully i will get back to writting. =)